biscuits and jam

A euphemism for oral sex when the girl swallows after giving head. "Biscuits" refers to the act of fellatio, "jam" refers to semen.

Guy: Hey babe, wanna head back to my place for biscuits and jam?

(Later that day)

Guy: That's the fifth time you've blown me today. I think I'm in love.

Girl: I always have too many biscuits just to taste your lovely jam.

by C0REfromUDchat March 30, 2010

biscuit sewing kit

A biscuit box that is filled with your mom or your grandma's sewing kit. Strangely everybody can relate to this.

"Dude I was looking for something to munch on and I found a biscuit box. Turns out it was a biscuit sewing kit and now my stomach is grumbling."

by awaffleduck July 3, 2014

Neck biscuit

Discoloured biscuit shaped marks on ones neck. A gift from an overly attached lover.

Rosie: Wow Jodie, they are some impressive neck biscuits you've acquired there
Jodie: I guess my neck was tastier than usual!

by Sethowar December 15, 2015

piss biscuit

Someone that hang's around like a urinal cake, constantly bitching/complaining about the same thing day after day soon everybody start's to get pissed off just hearing his or her ramblings

..Stop being a Piss Biscuit and get this done.
..Can't you find something else to bitch about ya, Piss Biscuit?
..There he goes again ole' Piss Biscuit is on his "soap box" again

by renfield January 1, 2007

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

risk it to get the biscuit

not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward

I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.

by conjuror1 November 12, 2009

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005