Finley Birch

Dodgy guy can we all agree. Got no age boundaries. To him age is just a number. Small dagger between his legs with a bonus one functioning testicle.

Finley Birch is a nonce

by joe wheatley 12345 April 17, 2024

birch

a tree that camman18 hates

birch

by Table 278 YT February 13, 2023

Birch

Lady boy lover and all round good guy x

‘Rip It Up’
‘My names birch. Show us your tits’

by JamieCrick November 22, 2021

Birched

When you black out from drinking and usually wake up in a room or house that isn’t yours.

“Dude did you hear about Sean he drank so much and Birched last night”

by 802gang February 18, 2021

Birch

Wood that gets woman aroused.

I was at a non fire. We through in the Birch and the woman came from everywhere.

by J. Doe October 6, 2020

mr birch

The greatest drama teacher living. Rumors about him spread around like butter.

Person A: "I heard Mr Birch hits people"
Person B: "Apparently he beat up Anne"
Person A: "Anne Example?!"
Person B "Apparently..."

by Alex the legend August 2, 2015

Birch

A type of wood that attracts the ladies. Known for it’s romantic blue flame.

I lit a fire with some Birch logs and got laid instantly.

by J. Doe September 22, 2020