big dick stories

Someone who makes bullshit stories up to try to impress people or make themselves feel better.

Guy 1: I got laid last night but a hottie.

Guy 2: HAHA Ya right, no girl would touch you ugly. Stop telling big dick stories

by Pumper December 30, 2003

big dick money

n. When your dick is so big it can be exchanged for lesser commodititties.

Samuel: Last night I spent my big dick money on a one night stand with Sally.
John: Big dick money well spent right there.
Samuel: Let's just say that the economy in my pants inflated 69% over the past 24 hours.

by luscious rolls and large nubs March 6, 2016

Big Dick Billy

A nickname for Cameron Armstrong given by the legend of their huge dick

Max: Big Dick Billy’s got a huge dick!!!

by Big Dick Billy #Legend101 May 7, 2021

big dick tall

Big Dick Tall is when a nigga is so tall he's dick becomes a second person

Yoo my nigga brad is so big dick tall he could nail your girl.

by Legit Carry January 29, 2017

big dick marty

one who claims they have a big dick isn't called Marty most of the time and just uses it as a nickname.

John: oh, look its Marty

ted: no that's big dick Marty to you

by big dick marty May 13, 2021

big dick bottom

a male with a large endowment (penis) that prefers to be anally penetrated during sex.

Maiko has a sensuous appetite for intimacy and great in bed, but loves being a "big dick bottom" with another male!

by cray-kray-crazy March 29, 2023

big dick benz

The nickname for Karim Benzema, known as the most gigachad football player in history.

*Insert goal thread for a goal by Benzema in r/Soccer*
"BIG DICK BENZ" - u/Secksmaster69

by El rompe toyotas 19 May 2, 2022