Tid Bid Joke

when you say something to some and your kinda joking but kinda being serious.

*you see a chicks vagina*
and you say "whys it so hairy? thats kinda sick"
chick: "excuse me?!"
you:"ah chill out its just a tid bid joke.

by brucebruce319 May 16, 2010

$1 Bid Shark

Someone who goes on eBay or similar online auction sites and bids 1 dollar or less on an item (often one with many other clone auctions) and hopes noone else bids, allowing them to get something they wanted, didnt need but couldnt afford for a few cents.

Me: SWEET! This guy in Hong Kong has 20 auctions for the same fake iPod! 1 dollar bid shark time!

Steve: I want a laser pointer, but the best one i saw on eBay just got $1 bid sharked.

by la Trine July 16, 2010

Bidded

Past tense of bid on eBay

I bidded on a van and won.

by bleachedclothes October 31, 2019

Dirty Bidding

Dirty bidding includes bribery, cheating, con artistry, doing illegal activities without legal punishment, and making the world burn with corrupt allies.

The elites did their dirty bidding by bribing politicians into doing corrupt things for money, power, and control.

by PurpleSkies May 3, 2022

Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.

Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.

by RedBoySB September 28, 2023

Bid

Dmv slang for describing someone as a “joke” or making fun of another person

*Wears beat up shoes*
Person: You the bid

by DmvTranslator November 28, 2020

bid

bid is basically joking with someone. you can have be in someones comments on ig saying harsh things but in philly people call that bidding. bid also means something that is very funny

“ya dirty ass weave dh”
“yeo you gotta chill”

myf myf im just bidding

*post a funny rap of me*

(people in the comments) yeoooo you the bid😂😂

by lai. May 27, 2021