biochemistry

study of loads of useless reactions, usually taught by an old professor.
don't even try to say the name of the molecules.
its impossible.
biochemists name them just so they can take the mick out of poor students.
dont try to read the book. i mean, seriously, nobody reads it. not even the guy that wrote it. its another thing biochemists do just to piss their pants laughing at us.
if you're sleepy, this is the lesson you should go to. (believe me, i've slept during several of my biochemistry lessons, it's GREAT)
just make sure you say "protein conformation" or "acetyl coA is of major importance" if you're caught unprepared.

Professor: "Pyruvate carboxylase is the first regulatory enzyme in the gluconeogenic pathway, requiring acetyl-CoA as a positive effector... excuse miss, are you SLEEPING?!?"

You: "huh..? ermm acetyl-CoA is of major importance..?"

Professor: "Indeed!!! "

You: "lovely.... *stupid biochemistry* ... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by hellomynameisinês May 26, 2008

bachelor pad

A house or apartment where two single men or more reside, where frequent parties, drinking and sex is usally involved.

Tom enjoys his new bachelor pad, last night he got two sexy blondes to cum over!

by Eyiad January 15, 2007

beacher

When a turd is so big that half of it is in the water and half of it is stuck out on the dry part of the toilet....like a beached whale.

Hey Jeremy come check out this fat beacher i just dropped in the toilet.

by Brent Mixon May 6, 2006

Bachelor Baby

A child born out of wedlock. The father is a bachelor and is not dating or seeing the mother of the child.

Tom Brady is dating the supermodel Gisele Bundchen, but has a bachelor baby with Bridget Moynahan.

The NFL number one draft pick has three bachelor babies he has to support.

by B. Hanback January 25, 2008

beached

Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.

Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.

by WilliamEKennedy August 18, 2010

eligible bachelor

el·i·gi·ble bach·e·lor
n.

1. An unattached man who is desirable and worthy of choice.

2. An attached man who is beyond the field of vision of his wife, his girlfriend, or his main bitch.

Guy A: "Where's your girlfriend?"

Guy B: "Out of town. I'm an eligible bachelor again."

by Ecce October 6, 2004

Bitched Out

When a person male or female just snaps at you for any reason.

My friend totally Bitched Out the waiter for getting their order worng.

by Liz A.B. January 8, 2006