Bi-Winning

A word Charlie Sheen uses to describe himself.
Reporter: Are you Bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning!
by Dallasofdoom March 29, 2011
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bi-winning

A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.
John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?
by kiddluck March 27, 2011
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bi-winning

The act of winning here and winning there.
Charlie Sheen: "...I'm bi-winning, I win here and I win there. What now?"
by skylol March 19, 2011
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bi-winning

What a troll says when you're winning and they're not. WINNING! Duh!
I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning!
by longlivelucci March 21, 2011
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bi-winning

Refers to the complete and udder success in life, being wiser then everyone you come across and letting them know about it. Not being like "them" in a sense, "bi-winning". Also having a different brain and heart along with tiger blood and the belief that dying is for fools.
I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-winning! I win here and I win there.
by Bullrog March 25, 2011
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bi-winning

The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...
“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”
by thefoldrock March 16, 2011
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bi-winning

The term coined by Charlie Sheen to describe his state of "win." In his case, this state of win was accompanied by a cocaine addiction, a dysfunctional personal life, and bi-polar disorder.This term can specifically be applied bi-polar individuals whose mood swings only induce more awesomeness. By analogy: "It's like flipping a coin that with two heads."
Hey, did you hear that Two Face killed batman and then baked a delicious pie to celebrate?" "Whoa, bi-winning!"
by zcuttlefish March 15, 2011
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