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bi-winning 

A medical condition in which a person always wins Duh!
-I'm not bi-polar, I'm BI-WINNING! I win here I win there.

wah wah wah (crying in a corner) It's all my mom's fault

-Shut up. SHUT UP! Stop move forward

bi-winning 

when you when here and you win there, a philosophy thought of by the nefarious Charlie Sheen
Craig: Wow, that Charlie Sheen doesn't lose in fact he wins everything he does.
Eric: Thats because he is bi-winning
bi-winning by yakanddurban March 15, 2011

Bi-Winning 

Bi-Winning, first introduced by the Great Charlie Sheen, can be defined three ways:

(1) The act of having two extremely different personalities, and defining both of them in their extreme as a "win."

(2) The act of winning at two things simultaneously

(3) The act of being better than other people and more special than other people, and then stating it out load and rubbing it in their pathetic faces.
Interviewer: "Some might say your extreme behavior is a symptom of bi-polar disorder."

Charlie Sheen: "Bi what? Yeah Right. More like Bi-Winning!"
Bi-Winning by AlsoBetterThanYou March 17, 2011

Bi-winning 

"I’m not bi-polar, I’m bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”

Bi-Winning 

Winning here and winning there. The state of Charlie Sheen.
I'm Bi-Winning....I win here and I win there...now what?
Bi-Winning by chinpokopoopscoop March 16, 2011

Bi-Winning 

Winning in several respects or ways in life all at once. Generally being awesome and living an awesome life where you are addicted to winning. Coined by Charlie Sheen in a 2011 abc news interview where the reporter presented claims that he may be bi-polar, he corrected her by explaining that he's bi-winning.
Anchor: Some are saying that you're bi-polar.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, what does that mean?

Anchor: I guess that you're on two ends of the spectrum.

Charlie Sheen: Wow, and then what? What's the cure? Medicine? Make me like them? Not gonna happen. I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what?
Bi-Winning by Dojo999 March 18, 2011