bi-winning

To win at everything one does.

Charlie Sheen: "I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."

by Sheenisms March 29, 2011

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When one is winning here and winning there.

"Um... I'm bi-winning. I'm winning here and I'm winning there." - Charlie Sheen

by johnjoesafatso March 25, 2011

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Bi-winning

When one abuses their body to the last possible inch before ultimately dying.

Also: Winning some here, also there

Charlie Sheen didn't go batshit crazy, he just adopted a bi-winning attitude

by Dirty Charles March 25, 2011

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Chuck Norris cannot even obtain this level of awesomeness.

Bi Polar? What the fuck does that mean?

I'm bi-winning.

by GuiGG March 26, 2011

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A term used to describe a condition in which a patient deludes their selves into thinking that the train wreck that is their life is actually caused by design. Bi-winning is often a side effect of cocaine abuse.

Symptoms include:

1)Hiring two hookers and full time girlfriends.
2)Delusions of being a warlock from another dimension.
3)Delusions of having a funny show.
4) Wanting to start a cooking show to support your coke habit.

John: Dude, your wife just left you and you just lost your job...I think you have a problem.

Frank: I don't have a problem, I'm bi-winning! *Sniff!* How do you make eggs benedict?

by kiddluck March 27, 2011

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