Langley Foundation for Social Betterment

US Central Intelligence Agency

Ben - Did you see the CIA just disclosed the Russians are behind directed energy attacks against official Americans in Havana and elsewhere?
Harold - Dude, we don’t use the term CIA anymore! It’s the “Langley Foundation for Social Betterment”
Ben - Dude, you’re wack.

by Mil3druid4 July 19, 2021

Still better than Justin Bieber

When something is really really bad, but not as bad as Justin Bieber.

The band last night sucked, but they were still better than Justin Bieber.

by Bhutterfly02 April 19, 2011

better half

A better half is someone who us the better part of you,the one that brightens your day and makes your life better

A better half is you your are the better art of me

by xbabysmith May 18, 2018

never better

In the context of asking someone how they feel, for example, and they respond with "never better," typically what they mean is that life has never been better to them than it is right at this very moment; also, it could mean that it simply does not get any better than it is right now.

never better or never been better

by Never better June 2, 2016

If you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door

If you make a controversial statement, it is best you have the evidence to support it.

Mark: I'm thinking of telling Evgeny that Communism is overrated
*shocked faces*
Adam: Mate, if you throw a shit into the room, you better be able to lock the door!

by Hoonta January 27, 2012

Never better

Either a nigga sad as shit or happy asf when they say it

You good b?

Never better (clearly lying)

by MiguelCC May 4, 2017

in a better place

IN BRIEF: Free from all of life's pain and suffering.

WOMAN: You need to see your friend. He may die anyday.
MAN: I rather stay out the doctors way. Plus, I rather see him in a better place than suffering. Real talk.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 23, 2010