Whiskey Bent

Feeling a need to become intoxicated with whiskey in order to ease one’s sorrows and heartache.

"Play me some songs about a ramblin' man, put old Jim Beam in my hand
'cause you know I still love to get drunk and hear country sounds
But don't you play 'Your Cheatin' Heart' cause that'll tear me all apart
I'll get whiskey bent and hell bound"-Hank Williams Jr

by OneBadAsp November 1, 2006

get bent

Telling someone to fuck off or go fuck themselves.

That '70s Show characters telling each other to get bent when they're pissed at each other.
Hyde: get bent!

by justine d December 31, 2005

bent bert

a right angled penis, ususally do to over bangage of the female ass

"Oh shit, I gave myself a bent bert last night "

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

bent carrot

Another term for Peyronie's Disease, a treatable (albeit embarrassing) condition that causes a man's erection to curve unnaturally. Most often associated with Xiaflex, a medication used to treat Peyronie's.

It's perfectly normal to have a bent carrot, but an unusual bend or bump that bothers you may be a sign of Peyronie's Disease.

by The Carrot Man December 25, 2021

bent copper

A "bad" cop; a "dirty" police officer.

He's got a dozen excessive force complaints. Look up "bad cop", and you see his picture. That officer is real bent copper!

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

bent over

to assertively (and hopefully consensually and pleasantly) be leaned over an object at the waist such as to allow vaginal penetration from behind

She was smiling all day at the office today 'cause her boyfriend told her on the phone she was going to get bent over the couch when he got home.

by LewisT August 22, 2005

bent as a banana

To be as stoned as humanly possible.

Did you see that 7-11 dudes eyes? He was bent as a banana!

by markuz August 24, 2005