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Belgian Drum

A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.
As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day
by Gandhiwhips October 30, 2017
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Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.
My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.
by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017
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belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers
"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."
by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013
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Belgian depression

A phrase composed of two words:

1. Belgian
/ˈbɛldʒ(ə)n/
adjective
relating to Belgium

2. depression
/dɪˈprɛʃn/
noun
feelings of severe despondency and dejection

It is a common mental health issue, most frequently occured inbetween forein students that come to Belgium for their exchange year.
P1: « Oh no, I think I got the belgian depression! »
by becksxx April 12, 2023
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Belgian Hickey

When a person presses their bare anus against someone's neck and pushes a small dot of poop on them.
"Whoa! Dude, you have shit of your neck!"
"I know, Delores gave me a Belgian Hickey."
by Nightshade13 December 22, 2020
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Belgian Carousel

When a man whips out a massive cock and a midget props herself on top of it and spins around violently giving the man a severe cock rash
Me and Rachel finally tried the Belgian Carousel last night
by HairyNuts24 January 14, 2021
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belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.
Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.
by The Gigglist September 17, 2005
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