belgian blackout

the phenomenon that occurs after drinking a mere 3-5 Belgian beers

"I went to the oude markt last night and don't remember anything... but all I had was 3 beers!"
"it's the belgian blackout. those beers will do you in."

by ba-dum-ch August 25, 2013

Belgian Trucker

A sexual act where the woman, on all fours, crawls backwards while beeping, and docks with the man's penis (fifth wheel). The woman then clinches and tries to tow the man around the room.

My wife and I enjoyed a Belgian Trucker last night.

by Ricardo Honesto February 27, 2017

Belgian Pralines

A confectionary chocolate truffle made around Europe (Belgium). It consists of good quality chocolate, sugar, nuts, paste of different flavors etc. It can be shaped into any shape (during its process of creation) like hearts. And can be decorated with icing on top. These irresistible treats are great for Dinner, Valentine's Day, a romantic date etc. Although they don't have much recipes on how to make them. They also look elegant.

I made some home made Belgian Pralines for my picnic with my girlfriend. I hope she'll like them.

by TheOutsider998 March 18, 2013

Belgian Microwave

The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.

My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.

by Wicked Rugburn December 28, 2018

Belgian Kiss

When two people rub their bare bellies together while looking up in bliss. This practice dates back to the middle ages when soldiers returning from war would do this to make sure their wife hadn't gotten pregnant while they were on campaign.

Come give me a Belgian Kiss, my belly longs for yours!

by JohnPaulRingoGeorge January 25, 2019

Belgian Drum

A Belgian drum is the act that is usually performed after anal sex. The female will lie on her stomach whilst receiving sex up the anal cavity. Just before ejaculating the male will pull out his penis and in a musical manner furiously tap it against the female's bare butt cheaks, sounding like a drum.

As it was Jan's birthday Steve gave her a Belgian Drum as an extra gift for her big day

by Gandhiwhips October 30, 2017

belgian bummer

In German Shiza video's; a man penetrates another man casuing them to fart inadvertantly.

Dude, that was the biggest belgian bummer i've ever heard.

by The Gigglist September 17, 2005