Swiss colony beef log

what christmas is all about.

Stockings are hung on the chimney,
And the presents are under the tree,
And mama's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea.

Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight,
But as I wander through this quiet house,
Something just doesn't seem right.

You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beef Log.
But the neighbors aren't around (around, around)
There's no Beef Log to be found this year.

(No Beef Log)

Christmas isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beef Log.
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along.

Mother tries to comfort me;
She says "Here, Son, have some eggnog."
I fucking hate eggnog, seriously.

But what do I see
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beef Log just for me!
Ah, ah, ah, Baby!!

Swiss Colony Beef Log, baby!
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayer has finally come in a Beef Log baby!
Makes a little boy scream and shout!

Deck the halls with boughs of Swiss Colony!
Fa-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la!

Sweet!

by symple jack April 1, 2009

Beef House

Initially a play on the word "beach house", during the housing market crash, middle aged bachelors began pooling their resources to buy or rent high end luxury beach houses in Florida and California. Later, it became a term applied to any house being rented or lived in by multiple bachelors

I hear Dave just moved into that nice beach house with three of his old war buddies.

With that many single guys living there it is more like a beef house than a beach house

by jackburton420 April 15, 2020

Beef Canyon

Another term for the vagina to add to the illustrious list. Synonyms include, but are not limited to: yoni, poonani, cunt, gash, and ax wound. This term is especially useful in describing festively rump labium majora.

I love beef, and I love the Grand Canyon as any American should, but I'm not loving that vapid beef canyon.

by ZBT Spyder August 28, 2008

Beef swords

The act of two men slapping cocks together in the fashion that represents sword fighting

Dave likes to play Beef swords with random dudes at the bar

by Mr. Pooper Sex June 15, 2008

Beef strumming

Beef strumming is the act of pulling ones vagina lips taught and having your partner play your lips like a harp with their toung.

My mom caught me Beef strumming my step-sister

by Uncle mike and Uncle Ryan July 9, 2011

beef hula hoop

bum hole

you can stick that up your beef hula hoop chocolate starfish

by Ted Plumb January 14, 2012

Beef suckers

Your mouth, referring to dick sucking originally from Joseline Hernadez

"Bitch, don't talk to me with your beef suckers"
"Go put your beef suckers to work hoe"

by Rich Gand October 8, 2016