balend

Balend: A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

See: www.tenbellys.com/balend/

You F***ing Balend Mate! Yea! Your a 27 year old looser. Balend.

by p0d May 5, 2006

straw bale house

Cheap houses that are strong and will last a lifetime. The 3 little pigs got it wrong. Also makes for great regents topics.

ps. haha to the kid who said "i live in a straw bale house"

by StanC February 5, 2009

BALEETED

A word used in a wordHomestar Runner/word flash that has replaced the word "Deleted" in message boards. Means the same as "Deleted", although often used jokingly, or when a wordModeration/word is imminent, or has already happened.

User A: You Suck
User B: BALEETED!

by Iguana September 12, 2003

Balex

Gedling slang for a feeling one gets before and after a burst of enjoyment.

She'll be feeling Balex for a week
Im feeling Balex

by Alexander MacDonald March 20, 2005

BALEGDAH

An imitation of a Jamaican accent by Jesy Nelson from Little Mix.

Jesy: “Hold on a second..uhm..BALEGDAH”

by mooonlightbae March 15, 2018

Baleeta

Someone who is really awesome on a game, either on a game console or a pc game(online or not).

Z0mg that kid is so baleeta

by fluffyhead April 6, 2009

Baelender

Baelender - To want to personally grind the booty of said person.

Baelender is a mixture of both bae and blender and is to be used in a good and fashionable manner.

Sydney - "You're a Baelender 😍"
John - "No you!"

by PillsburyF Fuckboy January 3, 2015