Quinton Barker

A big fat bastard, inventor of the Fat boy special vibrato fart.
He is an obese, primitive man, with a face of boils(boil beard) Greasy black hair with a suspicious ginger beard.
No-one likes him, except wroxanne, his girlfriend.

"Quiton Barker? Yea i know him, he hit on me once, fucking hell he stinks of shit!"
"Big Ugly oaf"

by Adam Watts AKA Ginge December 6, 2003

carnival barker

One who hangs out outside a party and warns people not to go in for any reason.

Carnival Barker- "Don't go in there man it's haunted."

by Gribbles December 16, 2007

bob barker

A man commonly known to be happy and smiling about everything, whether the contest on The Price is Right won something or not.

He also enjoys neutering unsuspecting dogs.

"GOOD JOB YOU WON A NEW CAR! :)" -Bob Barker

"You just lost at Plinko. HOW U DO DAT WTF NOOB?! :)" -Bob Barker

"See that stray over there? He looks like he still has a set.I hope you brought the scissors. I hate using my hands...
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:)" -Bob Barker

by I want man meat! March 24, 2008

Barker College

Used to be gay where boys blow boys and suk there diks.

Now gurls in y7 blow boys

eshayys vapppeeeeee gay skl knoc 4eva

Barker college is ew

by Xavier Gyngell KNOX opopopo October 17, 2021

Travis Barker

Drummer for Punk-Rock band Blink-182 and also drummer for side projects such as +44, Box Car Racer and The Transplants. One of the greatest drummers alive.

Travis Barker is a insane drummer

by wh@ti5twitt3r August 17, 2009

meet the barkers

a wonderous show featuring travis barker, of the broken up band, blink 182, and currently a member of the transplants, and his wife shanna, an actress, and a playmate. its a reality show showing the life of the happy couple. you often see travis with no shirt and shanna taking care of their kids. its really good. end of story. no dought. kbye.

MEET THE BARKERs MOMENT
shanna (one who spends about 70% of her life sleeping): i love sunrise. its my favorite time of day
travis: HAHAHAHAHAHA. SUNRISE?!
shanna: im serious!
travis: youre always sleeping, honey. HAHAHAHHAA.
shanna: TRAVIS!

by jaqulin April 30, 2006

Travis Barker

A talented drummer for various bands such as The Aquabats, Blink-182, Box Car Racer, +44, and various other composing artists. Travis also created the popular clothing brand Famous Stars and Straps. Travis Barker recently rejoined Blink-182 as announced at the Grammys 09' due to a plane crash after a five year haitus.

Travis Barker is the envy of many drummers as well as an idol.

by KyleOudman February 24, 2009