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Slow Baloney

Proper muppet homosexual from the ghettos of Wigan that preys on the easy and chats a lot of baloney. Baloney baloney slow Maloney in lots of trouble because he owes lots of money. Resembles a sloth and would shag any goth with sexual frustrations that never go off. Electrician by day predator by night if he spots you youโ€™ll be in for a fright. Slow Baloney will fuck your homie
by Beechill Baron December 4, 2021
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Baloney Slapper

When you rip a chainsaw fart during an awful case of swamp ass that has the same sound, smell and consistency of slapping two pieces of lunch meat together.
I came home from a run and let out a Baloney Slapper so rancid my dog came to see if I was about to feed him.
by BigDickCorrine April 15, 2022
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Baloney

Also spelled "Bahloney" Not to be confused with "Bologna, a type of lunchmeat." is something so full of bullshit it can't even be defined with a curse word thus, you just simply have to use a misspelled word for a cheap-ass lunchmeat to describe the object/person/situation.
2020 is such a baloney year.
by The Talking Brony July 12, 2020
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baloney

Meat paste, A weapon used to disturbs others and kill their enemies
Caleb- " hey you wanna kill someone"
Peter-"yeah you have any advice?"
Caleb- " use a baloney it blends in perfectly with the body after your done"
by cidp October 20, 2020
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baloney

how everyone spells bologna (and it should be spelled like baloney
person texting: โ€œyeah and thereโ€™s baloney in my sandwichโ€
other person texting: โ€œitโ€™s actually spelled bologna!โ€
by thecutesteverrrrr April 25, 2025
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Baloney Bop

I performed the ol' Baloney Bop with Emily last night. It felt so damn good
by Hitler's Ally February 20, 2020
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