breaking bald

breaking bad but all the fucking characters are slowly going bald and dying
“have you seen breaking bald?”
you mean breaking bad..?”
“no,breaking bald.”
by LyonIsOffline July 07, 2022
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bald cooter

My girl has a bald cooter.. I love that shit
by alguttergato February 18, 2014
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Bald Korekiyo

Korekiyo shinguji but b a l d😍😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰
Omg it’s Bald Korekiyo 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
by Swoogaldoogalislife January 13, 2021
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Bald King

Title of the fabled Asmongold.
This title in particular originated from the tale of his hairline, receding over the years of being affected by excessive raging. Through his actions, peasants eventually started to call their king mad and bald and thus ultimately named him the Bald King. Albeit a receiver of mockery in his years of reign, his subjects always considered him a generous king of heart and less a tyrant king.
Tailor (on the marketplace): I am here before the Bald King arrives.
Enchanter (in the throne room): Bald King, my liege, please take this gold as my humble offering.
Knight (on the battlefield): Bald King Asmongold, I will follow you into any battle.
by Geroolt oof Roovia April 26, 2021
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Bald Seagulls

The best intramural squad on the University of Akron's Campus. Competing in primarily basketball and flag football.
"Oh great we have to play the Bald Seagulls in the first round"
by Big_Mike21 September 15, 2011
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Bald Benny

A rash on a girls recently shaven twat caused by stubble rubbing on a mans large gut
"My girlfriend had the nastiest bald benny after hours of sex"
by phil September 21, 2004
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Bald Eagle

Not only our Nation's bird, but also the nickname for a woman's well-groomed undercarriage. God Bless them all.
Was that chick you went down on hairy?

"No man, she had a bald eagle!"

Right on!
by Uncle ZShar January 24, 2011
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