Backyard Gardner

Whilst a strapping young male is plowing away from behind at tiring verge of the lady of the house, the young male notices an unfortunate patch of unsightly hair growing on the northern rim of the balloon knot. Without diverting any noticable attention from his rear attacking duties, our young hero decides to pluck said hair why at the same time buring his shovel to an uncomfortable depth... thus creating the perfect divertion to achieve the much needed backyard gardening.

Teh kicker: this manuever is so versitile that it can be accomplished with hotwax, tweezers, or old-fashion fingers.

And thirdly: what woman isn;t thankful that you not only found the hidden hair but disposed of it. It good, honest fun.

Margo wants me to strap on my Backyard Gardner hat, because my first attempt left a hairy cheerio above her tiger Eye.

by BabySealClubSamich December 1, 2007

backward rumplestilskin

When a girls on top and raps her hair around your dick then ties it in a know and proceeds to jack you off with it

Damn this girl was so freaky she backward rumplestilskined me.

by freakymagicgodlover July 7, 2011

backward

retarded, stupid, ignorant

I think that kid is a little backward

by doyle ross December 10, 2008

Till’ It’s Backwards

till it’s the other way around, hood slang

“Free Jay till’ it’s backwards!”

by Iamshyannn August 19, 2021

Louie's Backyard

when you are outside at a concert and a girl is going rim job and your hole winks at her then you crap in her mouth.

Louie was rocking at Panic, and this chick from across the border squatted behind. In a fit of rage he said “well welcome to Louie's Backyard " and blasted her in the face.

by E Love November 15, 2006

Baccari

A peak of awesomeness reached only by training and hard experience and muffins

Bob: Who the hell is that?

Jill : He's Louis, and he's so Baccari.

by EddieM. June 8, 2009

Backwards Lap dance

A seductive dance done mostly by a female in which the dancer rubs her ass provocatively against the back, legs, and ass of the backward's lap dancer's customer, for erotic purposes.

Have you seent my assistant? I need her at the door checking off the guestlist.
Oh yeah, she is behind the DJ booth giving the DJ a backwards lap dance.

What did you just do to me? I just gave you a backwards lap dance. I am your boss. Don't EVER do that again!

Ayyyye Mios Dios, I got pinche wasted last night and gave every bar owner I'm friends with on Twitter a backwards lap dance.

by Pinche Pdiddy Dollarsign March 31, 2011