Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

by DonJuanFranko April 12, 2019

bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.

The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.

by nightranchers May 9, 2023

Country bumpkin

A country bumpkin is a country person but who is a bum.

Omg look at that country bumpkin sittin on his couch over there

by Jayde :)))) January 20, 2020

Bumpkin Rumpkins

Large ogre-like goblinoids that throw shit.

"Those damn Bumpkin Rumpkins upsets me pop pops."

by Ashcloud99 March 4, 2023

Bumpkin Addict

Gay male addicted to a combination of the smell of shit and a cocaine high.

Yo dat crazy azz Boozie be a damn bumpkin addict mahne, swear on my life he like dick powder and shit bruh!

by speakin' truths n killin' em December 31, 2016

redneck country bumpkin

A term commonly used to describe individuals residing in rural areas, predominantly white, who typically speak Southern English and reside in remote, isolated locations, often lacking human interaction.

This term can also be applied to a white person who is easily flustered or blushed, especially when confronted with racist remarks or behavior for no apparent reason.

Genuine Person 1: “Hello Sir, how are you today on this fine morning?”

Southern Person: *Says something completely out of pocket*

Genuine Person 1: “Damn, okay you redneck country bumpkin?”

by Jxrdn February 17, 2025

Verified Bumpkin

That one internet guy people know. Caused the start of World war 5.

You are such a Verified Bumpkin.

by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022