porno budget

being low on money/ being broke. Originally used to describe shitty movies that have the same budget and production values of pornos without any actual full frontal nudity, it is also used in everyday situations when someone is strapped for cash.

dude 1: you want to hit some bars

dude 2: naw man i'm on a porno budget

dude 1: you broke as fuck sucka

by nalimoNIPPOn October 5, 2009

Flossy on a budget

Creating the illusion that you're living a life of luxury, but secretly cutting corners to do so.

He always eats at the fanciest restaurants............but orders the spaghetti with meat sauce?..........he is trying to be flossy on a budget" or "They are trying to be flossy on a budget by staying in Cabo for a week.............at the Motel 6.

by motorola2009 November 26, 2010

baller on a budget

A phrase used as a noun overall. An individual who seemlessly combines the social attributes of a "baller" (one who demonstrates a dispensable income at social gatherings which automatically lead to popularity and desirability with both the male and female members of any given social group in any given social situation) and a budget-minded individual who aspires to achieve a similar level of popularity and desirability without having a dispensable income on hand.

Have you ever seen a Pontial Fiero (1984-1988) with a Lamborghini body kit? From 100' away, it looks like a Lamborghini, but when it drives by, it sure sounds like a US Mail Delivery Van. That's a baller on a budget! ;-)

Have you ever seen people rock a 1ct. cubic-zirconia earring? That right there is a baller on a budget.

Have you ever seen a car with a front mount "interfooler" instead of an "intercooler"?

If you live on the "fringes" of Beverly Hills, and you still tell people you live in Beverly Hills, but it's really just normal Los Angeles -- guess what, you're a baller on a budget!

by Victor R. Reyes August 8, 2006

Discussing the Budget

Euphemism for masturbation. Meaning 'something done behind closed doors'.

He's upstairs discussing the budget.

by Laurence pimpski September 8, 2007

ballin on a budget

1) when it appears that you have a lot more money than you actually have.

2) to go out and have a good time, but with limited funds

Doug: Yo kid, we hittin the bars tonight. You down?
Jamal: Yeah, I'll come, but I can't be goin nowhere 'spensive.... I'm ballin on a budget right now.

by Dancendiary March 4, 2008

ballin' on a budget

The act of ballin whilst strapped for cash.

Yo mang until the first I be ballin' on a budget, ya heard?

Man fuck the nigga, he ballin' on a budget, shit his chain made of plastic.

by ThugDoubt March 24, 2004

Ass Budget

The amount of money that one can (or is willing to) spend on a piece of ass. One's budget for sex.

$4,000! Man, that Spitzer dude sure had one heck of an Ass Budget!

by Shit_4_Brains March 24, 2008