BLARG

Creepy sex offender pedifile child molester.

Also , a noise produced by an asshole.

"Your eyes are well spaced" - BLARG

by Max Thundercock April 17, 2010

Blarg

Blarg; An adverjectnoun of infinite meaning.

Blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg blarg.

by PenultimateSuspense122 January 30, 2017

flargilty blarg

terrible , awful , dumb-stupid things .

also to do the sex

carl could not stand his mutton chops anymore ,stating that they were a bunch of flargilty blarg just before shaving them off

Karen wanted to flargilty blarg so we did and it was just ok .

by nairb nerraw August 29, 2011

Blarg

A Canadian youtuber, who is a member of the GOONS podcast, which consists of Sniping_Soup, TheDooo, McNasty and some guests from time to time. He also collaborates with many other youtubers such as Grizzy, Smii7y, Sp00nerism and Tuxbird.

"Hey have you seen the new Blarg Video?"

"Yes and I have liked and subscribed, you should too :)"

by Memerismismismo December 22, 2021

Blarg

Someone you have sexual relations with

"My grandma calls me Blarg"

by Slome May 29, 2023

Waggle blarg vyin harbulfip

To Glonglaggling on an asle schlorb

"Hey where were you yesterday?"
"Waggle blarg vyin harbulfip|

by Rarbporl October 29, 2023

Blarged

When money is deducted from an Orangetheory members bank account

You’re getting blarged if you don’t reschedule to a different time on the same day

by Splat11111 May 2, 2023