Black Hole Fart

Its when your fart is so grand and so thick that all matter is blown out of proportion and life it self stops to bask in the glory of your ass dust that had created a global effect.

1. Damn, Rickey pulled a Black Hole Fart and I think time skipped a beat

2. After my business meeting I ran to the bathroom and released a Black Hole Fart so grand that the mirror shook and the paint peeled

by Irish stereo type 333 November 13, 2017

Black hole Award

1. An award given by gamers for the worst performance in a game.

You earned the black hole award for ultimate failure in a game.
You suck more than a black hole and therefore are awarded the black hole award

by 001Agent M November 3, 2010

Black hole butter cactus

The action of a black man pouring pig fat on a sizeable cactus (Arizona variety), and proceeding to sit himself upon the peak of the cactus. In a perfect world, the cactus would proceed to penetrate him.

Yo Jerome!
Yo whattap?
You got that black hole butter cactus?
Pouring the pig fat as we speak my dog.

by Jackinthabox April 27, 2019

Black Hole Thought

A Negative thought that can feel like it’s consuming your mind. Putting your head into a black hole where all thoughts go to make you feel worse.

I can’t live with these black hole thoughts, they’re eating me alive.

by wormsrule March 16, 2020

Black Hole Sun

The shape the lighter makes when you burn heroin on a spoon. It's a yellow ring with a black center. Like a "Black hole sun".

Guy 1: Hey have you seen that black hole sun?
Guy 2: Yeah man I have just what you need.
or some such bullshit

by Mau5Trapp5 August 21, 2013

Black Hole Party

When a group of men engage in anonymous sexual activity in a dark room wearing masks to hide their identities:

Joey’s hand gun went missing from his house. He had another one of those fucking Black Hole Party!

by Dayne O. August 24, 2019

Black Hole Bong

A Black Hole Bong is when you mix a Time Bomb with a Gravity Bong. It is the merger of stoner space and time. The act of ripping a Black Hole is called "entering the event horizon" and it will get you interstellarly blazed.

Alright boys, let's rip this Black Hole Bong. I'm ready to enter the event horizon!

by willy_j1997 November 29, 2019