beef

(n.) an unspeakable situaiton where two people hate eachother so intensely that at the mere sight of one of those people or their crew by the other person or their crew result in bloodshed; and any attempts to reconcile the situation also result in bloodshed.

Johnny: You got beef, bitch?
Timmy: Naw, man, i don't take my steak that dark.
Johnny: I am going to kill you.
*punch* *punch* *stab* *stab* *bang* *bang*
Johnny: There, I killed you.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 28, 2006

beef

to fall in an embarrassing manner

dude that guy was up in the air and it looked like he was gonna land that 540 but he beefed.

by Low Clef April 12, 2004

Beefed

(a) For something to be bad or disappointing.

(b) When a joint or blunt has reached the roach or has been smoked to the base.

(a) I watched that new movie today, it was pretty beefed.

(b) That joint is beefed.

by Pitt Campbell September 9, 2011

beef

*Another term for "fart".

*A term representing a grudge.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^ comes in hamburgers and even big fat steaks. I hear that deer tastes better though.

"....but people from India must think we're a bunch of psychotic lunatics (seeing as how, duh, beef comes from cows, and how cows are sacred in India). -_-' "
-me

by Dave March 28, 2004

beef

whats beef, beef is when you need 2 gats to go to sleep.whats beef beef is when your mums aint safe up in the streets

whats beef. beef is when u make ur enemies start to jeep

by g October 18, 2003

Beef

(v) - to fuck

Brian: Wow, Stewie, you look exhausted!
Stewie: Yeah, cuz i was up super late last night beefing your mom!
Brian: My mom's dead.
Stewie: Yeah cuz I beefed her to death!

by g1224 July 18, 2022

Beef

Royal Navy, Royal Marine slang for Homosexual

Is that Fifty cent a Beefer? or is Enimnen Beef?

by Monkey002 December 5, 2012