earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.

"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."

by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009

Texas Battery

The act of pushing a battery into your asshole to get a slight boost in power.

Frosty Jim: “I was feeling a little tired last night but then I pulled a Texas Battery and felt a lot better!”

by Brady31 November 28, 2019

Battery Cracker

A women that is so lonely and horny that she breaks her vibrator

That bitch hasn't had any real dick in so long she's a battery cracker

by Dr. Ooh January 28, 2020

Reassurance Battery

A person in a relationship who is to relieve anxiety frequently. And is prodded until they run out of battery, which results in them giving up until they recharge.

Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: No.
Her: Do you still love me?
Battery: Yes
Her: Do you hate me?
Battery: No.
Her: Are you gonna cheat on me?
Battery: I give up...
(Reassurance Battery depleted needs recharging)

by Tired-MoFo September 14, 2022

Ass battery

Crystal meth that has been or will be injected into the anus.

I’m tired babe, Ima need a ass battery quick.

by Hazmatt10to2 November 21, 2020

Battery dolly

A girl that has sex with multiple men at the same time

The gyal jada-kay a real battery dolly

by K.T_trashhhhh November 2, 2019

Battery Acid

Any kind of monster energy drink and alot of candy inside of it.

girl: Ayo my new battery acid drink was fucking sick

Guy: what the fuck is Battery acid

girl: you dont know what battery acid is? your not fucking living dude

by hoeyaa June 1, 2021