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Awkwardality

Girl: You remind me of someone every time I see you.
Chaz: Who?
Girl: My dad.
Chaz: Oh (Awkwardality)
When chatting with a girl you like on facebook and there is a pause in the conversation, so you decide to kill time by texting your friend but instead text the girl you were just chatting with.
Me: "Whats going on?"
Girl: "Um.. what? I'm working."
Me: "Yeah, I meant to text my friend not you. That would be weird if I texted you to find out why you stopped chatting with me on Facebook." (Awkwardality)
by MC Scratchnsniff September 14, 2010
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awkwardity

In simple terms, awkwardity is a way of saying awkwardness that rolls off the tongue easier. In specific terms, Awkwardity is a noun describing an awkward situation or a state of awkwardness common in young adults and/or generalized in early adolescence especially among geeks and nerds trying to impress the opposite sex. However this term can be generalized to any awkward situation.
When He saw his ex, the room became suddenly thick with awkwardity .

Dude my freshman year in high school was full of awkwardity .
by redddog March 13, 2009
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when you wake up the next morning to find you slept with your girlfriends mom.
stacy's mom: oh..... hehe.... oops....
jipthony: ......awkward.....
by shike bascoshio December 9, 2008
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1. used to describe a situtation in which two people of the opposite sex are said to be an "item," when they are actually just really flirtatious. the ex-boyfriend of the girl and the boy's best friend should be standing directly behind them
2. borderline illegal
Person 1: Something really awkward happened this morning.
Person 2: Oh man, I wasn't there.
Person 1: Oh it was good!
Person 2: Did you videotape it?
Person 1: Ahh, I should have. Yeah, that definitely wouldn't have been awkward, weird, or stalkerish at all.
by Lara Meann December 11, 2006
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1. to make shit as strange and uncomfortable as humanly possible.

2. an homosexual advance that puts a person in an usual predictament, normally a fight ensues.
when Keller was all on my dick, when I was spitting game to Evalina.
by Richard Howard May 13, 2005
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Standing in an elevator alone with a naked old man, impatiently waiting to get to your floor which, of course, has to be at the top floor. Suddenly seconds extend to minutes, minutes to hours.
*Long, awkward silence*

Naked old man: *cough cough HHACCKK!!*

You: ....
by bubbleygarl April 8, 2011
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an uncomfertable or strainge moment in a scocal situation resulting from the meating of sketch and prude. the balence between the two contrasting partys creates the awkard fealing. in any awkard situation you should be able to identify the sketch and the prude.
when the forigin extange student walkied in on the two girls changing and just stood there, it was such an awkward situation. he was the sketch for being there and not leaving, and they were the prudes because they were uncomfterable about being naked.
by jeszett June 3, 2006
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