by yuritarded695959595 December 18, 2019
Get the above averagemug. Normally I-80 is excruciatingly boring on the way out to Colorado, but that average Nebraskan made the trip a lot more enjoyable this time.
by IdentifiedonReddit November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug. for someone to be in good nick requires large muscles and a ripped stomach. The term average nick comes as an insult to a person who really gives it there all in the gym five days a week but just cannot get there muscles big enough or stomach ripped enough to be considered in good nick
Greg - "I've been going to the gym 5 days a week for 6 months"
Richard - "Have you?"
Greg - "yea think its working"
Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
Richard - "Have you?"
Greg - "yea think its working"
Richard - "em... i suppose your in average nick"
by Noblet December 12, 2012
Get the average nickmug. The biggest fat fucking piece of meat in existence. Can fill up to 80 people, per organ. He has 3 children in his basement, 2 boys and a girl. He makes the boys fuck him and the girl suck him off. Owns every gun, in existence, and has a Dodge Ram. If you see this fatass in a red "i SuPpOrT tRuMp" hat, white tank top, blue jeans...
R U N
R U N
by FunnehBoi December 28, 2020
Get the The Average Texanmug. A bush creature from a massive forest. In the tale of Gunt Midic and the five fuccing ugly pooches, she is the one that gets kidnapped and molested by the woodcutter, after which she is never seen again.
Laverne: Hey, have you seen my dog? She ran off into the woods and I can't find her.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
Shirley: She probably got Average Pooched by a woodcutter.
Laverne: Yeah, you're probably right. Oh well.
by the_fake_Henderson_G June 5, 2020
Get the Average Poochmug. The paradox of the average not knowing that they're average, meaning that if someone knows that they're average, it makes them not average.
John: Man, I'm so smart; I'm aware that I'm average
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
Paul: Well, if you know you're average then you're not average. Look up the average paradox.
by Java-man50050 October 21, 2020
Get the Average Paradoxmug. "Hey look, the chick in the car next to us is getting an Average Nebraskan!"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
"My buddy's a semi driver, he sees so many Average Nebraskans"
by Fire Lord Ozai November 21, 2022
Get the Average Nebraskanmug.