This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?

Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling

Teddy bears

Children can draw it but adults can’t

Seasons

Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
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Astronaut Surprise

On the next SpaceX mission, PornHub is going to attempt an Astronaut Surprise!
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Astronaut pussy

Astronaut pussy: The highest you can get.
Can we get any higher than a giraffes pussy?

Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
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After taking another hit. I was higher than a giraffes pussy. Then I took it another level and turn it up a notch. I went to far and got "astronaut pussy." Damm I wish my girl was Here ...
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French Astronaut

Codeword for a fussy eater.

Named for Frenchman Thomas Pesquet, whose meals in the International Space Station will include lobster, beef bourguignon, cod with black rice and almond tarts with caramelized pears.
"We've got a French Astronaut at Table Seven. Prepare to have everything sent back."
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astronaut's wife

a good looking older woman who by appearance and style suggests she leads a pampered lifestyle. Out of touch with reality, yet strangely attractive.
Hey look at Jlo's mom she is such an astronaut's wife..
Yeah I bet she's like 90 but looks like she's 20
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