Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

Ashariah

Ashariahs are very talented. And they have a amazing weaves and are the hottest girls in school. Also a nic feign and is always scratchin. Ashariahs smell like kfc but that’s sexy and it turns everyone on.

Yo you know that girl Ashariah? She killed my dispo today.

by TikTok qweer November 8, 2019

asshalf

Someone who is such a prick or is so obnoxious that he isn't worth being called an asshole.

That guy isn't even an asshole, he's an asshalf.

by SFSMaus March 11, 2006

Asshattery

The activities which lead one to become called an asshat.

**sees man on TV trying to launch model rocket off of his thickly moussed-back long hair**

"what manner of asshattery is this?"

by Faber_tastic September 12, 2006

asshattery

Asshattery;

1. The act of acting similar to or completely like an asshat.

2. Similar to or completely like "foolishness".

1. "What you are doing here is, frankly, good sir, complete asshattery."

2. "Stop this asshattery at once!"

by Drevay June 27, 2005

asshat

a unit vector in the ass direction
(similar to i hat, a unit vector in the i (or x) direction, j hat, k hat, etc.)

"Andrew is such an asshat."
"Totally. His unit vector is definitely pointed in the ass direction."

by andiland August 11, 2005

asshate

an asshat who is a hater

Angie received an email from an asshate, he's a hater, he's an asshat.

Tommy couldn't believe the asshate from the fellow group members when he mentioned anal sex!!

That dude is such an asshate - he is a dickhead and a hater all mixed into one! wtf

by Penelope Storm August 10, 2012