Asparagus Syndrome

Asparagus Syndrome is a mental illness that causes one to believe they are the Green Giant.

Billy: IM THE GREEN GIANT! -stomp stomp stomp-
Jane: Dude, I think Billy has Asparagus Syndrome.

by Glitchx April 6, 2009

Askar

He has the biggest dick and is super cool. He is the best at basketball and can get any girl.

Girl 1: Is that Askar?

Girl 2: Yeah
*Both girls get wet*

by Niggaria March 2, 2019

Asmar

A fun guy who gives out free food and snacks. He also looks really weak and scrawny but he throws a mean punch, enough to knock you on the floor. Don't piss this guy off.

Daniel: Yo Asmar dawg hit me up wit dat food bruh
Asmar: Never speak like that again. *Gives food*

by Y3R M4M June 9, 2018

Asgard

In Norse Mythology, the land of the warrior gods and the halls of vahalla.

Viking A: Dude... after we raid this village... you wanna go die in combat and be taken to Asgard for a most outrageous party with odin?
Viking B: ...
Viking A: Wuss.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Apssarah

She is, hilarious. Dirty minded. Blunt. And sarcastic. She likes Chinese and Korean guys. Normally guys named Ju Hin or Ryan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). She likes killing unicorns and bumping uglies with parabatai stealer.
She is the best parabatai I could have ever asked for.

Dude 1: I'm gonna take Apssarah to pound town tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Dude 2: you're so lucky. I heard she has a hit ass bod

by Abigail Chase August 20, 2018

Asparagus

1: Delicious Vegetable that should not in any case be shoved up one's genitalia and then feed it to your dog.

2: Abigails Favourite Veggi

Man 1: Hey Did you Hear Abigail put a asparagus in her vag
Man 2 :EWWWW Thats just nastay

by BaileyMclellan6969 May 14, 2011

ascariasis

A cripling and horrifying disease that consists of a bunch of worms ranging in size that live inside the host. Most cases, they give no symptoms. Basiaclly a ball of worms living inside you :/

"Hey, have you seen Jerry? He said he felt to the stomach."
"Sorry bud but he died of ascariasis like a couple of hours ago."

by zutter August 26, 2016