asphalt gaming

One of the best , if not, the best MLG pro team in history. "Asphalt gaming" consists of very handsome men except for one.

Yo man we went asphalt gaming on their ass!

by too beast April 4, 2015

Asaholic

Someone who is always an asshole.

That guy has Asaholic tendencies as he is constantly cutting people off in traffic.

by Ellis911 September 8, 2016

Asap crypton

A guy who looks like a Minecraft skeleton and eats hot pockets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner

Asap crypton is a skeleton

by Repeat August 26, 2021

erotic asphyxia

Having a choking fetish

Yeah I was having sex with this girl and she told me to suffocate her a little. She had a kink for Erotic Asphyxia

by tumblrfckedme October 27, 2013

asiaphile

anyone, Asian or not Asian, with a shallow interest in any one or more of the cultures of Asia, but are not fully aware of their substance.

dac is an asiaphile.

by LeiAhYeh May 19, 2004

autoerotic asphyxiation

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

by bettie February 2, 2004

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.

"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

by Shagatron May 6, 2014