Arctic Teabag

When it’s so damn cold out your balls retreat deep inside the abdominal cavity leaving a tightly drawn in scrotum incapable of being fondled, pulled or performing a cherished teabagging of your mate.

I squatted over Rachael’s face this morning to wake her with a nice teabagging but the heat was out and I had the Arctic teabag going on.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Articunoing

Right before the male ejaculates in the female's vagina, the male blows cold air on the female's face in missionary position. The female knows what is intended and moans "Articuno, use Ice Beam!~". When the male ejaculates, he hides his arms in his sleeves and start to flap them while screaming "Articuno!". This to the immeasurable/legendary ecstasy and pleasure of the female.

A: "Hey dude, it's cold outside. Why aren't you wearing your coat?"
B: "I know man, my coat got dirty after I was Articunoing this slut last night."
A: "Happens to the best of us, bro."

by Cresceda December 18, 2018

Arctic Chompers

The feeling when you are chewing gum (preferably mint) and you drink water at the same time and your teeth get cold and your mouth feels fresh.

*Jaden is chewing gum, mint gum*
Juliana- Yo, gotta stay hydrated
*Jam and Yah-Nae spot a water fountain and point*
Jaden- Good idea
*As Jaden drink the water her teeth ~freeze~ and she feels a fresh sensation in her mouth*
Jae- Dude, you have Arctic Chompers!

by Julianaibtj February 12, 2019

Arctic Aiden

An Arctic Aiden is someone who loses their gulag 100% of the time. AKA Bot

Arctic Aiden lost his gulag again!

by Brxnks June 28, 2021

Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.

Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey

by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023

Arctic Torpedo

Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.

"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."

by cb9 October 11, 2009

Arctic Pecker

The shrivelling of ones penis due to cold weather systems and/or penis submersion in cold water

"It's too cold for sex darling, ive got an Arctic Pecker"

by Captain Skeenmouse March 16, 2005