chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

alabama applesauce

When a man and his friend cut open their sisters head and have sex with it using her blood as lube, then they get some applesauce and dump it into the wound and eat it

Me and Mike gave my sister an alabama applesauce

by Captain chucklefuckle September 12, 2017

oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

The act of fucking someone with applesauce

Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

by Applesauce_man October 11, 2020

crisscross applesauce

the act of urinating in a manner such that two (or more) streams of urine intersect, thereby creating a frothy churning yellow swirl in the water which resembles applesauce

Billy and Bobby both had to pee really bad, so rather than each taking their turn, they decided to crisscross applesauce.

by Chad Baker May 12, 2004

applesauce enema

An applesauce enema is an insult said to, or wished on, someone who is a total dumbass.

"He needs an applesauce enema." "She deserves an applesauce enema."

by knowurkt December 7, 2013

applesauce

the sweat from an apple bottom

dude, she's been running around all day; I bet she's got mad applesauce

by princessdiane October 21, 2011

applesauce

Amazing Oral Sex that resembles the sound of applesauce. Not that weak dry mouth stuff, but the full fledged service job. As wet as a jar off applesauce. The key to a mans happiness. One of the most amazing things on earth. Yes, that is considered applesauce, my friend

Man... she had the sloppiest applesauce i've ever seen.

by I'm Not Frank February 11, 2014