twitter apology

When a person (most often a celebrity) issues a less-than-sincere retraction on Twitter for something negative they said about another celebrity. The phony apology is usually made for the express purpose of garnering publicity.

Charlie Sheen just issued another Twitter apology for calling Denise Richards the n-word.

by cubanitovich June 19, 2014

astroworld apology

a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.

person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better

by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022

six-figure apology

Judgment in a lawsuit in excess of $100,000

The person that got hurt last week is looking for a six-figure apology

by Pins0444 January 26, 2015

Logan Paul apology

Crack for little children. you know you can delete that video?

A : Have you seen Logan Paul apology video?
B : Yeah it fucking sucks.

by Dad From Family Guy November 20, 2020

astroworld apology

An apology for doing something so dire that was so shitty that your reputation takes a big downfall due to your lack of empathy and maturity.

"After Tim crashed my car he just texted me "oops bro im so sorry i crashed your car". Man i cant believe that man"
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."

by toasterovenonfire January 14, 2022

Letter of apology

Whe one loses 6-0 in a game of Pro Evolution Soccer, one must submit a letter of apology to the victor, pinning it to the wall to show to all until the loser defeats the victor 6-0 in another game. A defeat of more than 6 goals must be punished with a letter of apology being sent to the Pope.

Leahy: 6-0, whip out the letter of apology
Dave: Let me get the paper.....

by Shakin' Steven November 15, 2009

rhetorical apology

An apology that does not require an "it's ok" response. Usually the person who is being apologized to should actually be doing the apologizing. Rhetorical apologies are often stated with large amounts of unmistakable sarcasm.

Incorrect response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: That's ok.
Girl: That was a rhetorical apology you doucher.

Correct response...

Guy: Oh come on girl! What's wrong with having a little fun?
Girl: Um do I look like the kind of person who's ok with just having "a little fun?" I'm not a slut. Sorry.
Guy: Oh no no! I'm sorry! I was completely out of line.

by gimmieames December 7, 2010