All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.

Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.

by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017

all humphried up

1.) to have a crush on someone
2.) to be obsessed with someone or something

I think she's all humphried up over that guy.

I'm all humphried up about Doritos.

by Lefter Gasping January 21, 2008

All Corked Up

A derivative of Cocked Up, which a co-worker thought we were saying "All Corked Up" instead of "All Cocked Up"

The copier is all corked up.
Who corked up the copier.

by IT/Site Designer July 2, 2008

all paid up

1. when u pay for a prositute in advance
2. excited

1. there u go she's all paid up
2. I WAS SO PAID UP THAT I MET LAURA

by deenie June 18, 2004

all sexied-up

When you get dressed up for some reason; When you look really good.

Wow! Aren't you all sexied-up in those pants. HAHA They're about to fall off." Becky..........heehee becky

by Sam May 26, 2005

All tatted up

adj To be covered in tattos, usually applied to young people, especially young mothers who are covered nearly head to toe in ink.

It's not uncommon to see hordes of unnatractive people at Six Flags who are all tatted up.

Joe: Dude, check out that chick over there!
Bob: What, the one that's all tatted up?

by A.T.M January 17, 2008

All Webbed Up

Every aspect of your life is associated with the internet (ie. talking to friends via the internet, messenger, my space, personals) Also can be used to describe a person addicted to the internet

Amy would die without the internet, she is all webbed up!

by Emily June 17, 2006