alchodisiac

Noun: An alchoholic substance that arouses the sexual desire of the drinker. This often exagerates the physical attractiveness of people they see, while at the same time limiting their ability to perform sexually or socially.

"My my, I do feel awfully aroused; this merlot is somewhat of an alchodisiac, maybe that young lady will be attracted by sexy dance moves and sleep with me!"

by Chris Dangerous Long March 30, 2008

Alcogenius

The inspirational moment that will help define a moment that would never have occured whilst sober.

The road was long and wound like a snake to the summit. Suddenly my alcogenius kicked in and I tackled the hill head on. Only to find it wasn't such a good idea and I got stuck half way up and had to be rescued by the coast guard.

by Insomniax2 August 3, 2008

Alchocallic

A person who routinely gets very drunk, then starts calling everyone in their phone book. This call is usually very late at night or early in the morning, and not remebered by the alchocaller.

Sylvia called all the way to the "P's" in her cell phone contact list before she passed out. I'm afraid she may be an alchocallic.

by mzlizz April 13, 2010

alcofluence

influence of alcohol. can be used as almost any part of speech

don't speak to your ex under alcofluence.

don't drive under alcofluence.

by MaverickAnkush October 26, 2011

Alcohol Poo

When you go on a night out and get really drunk and then the next day you have a huge poo, this is referred to as the "Alcohol poo" varitaions exist such as the "Jack Daniels poo"

Steve: "hey mate are you hanging from last night?"
Paul: "Yeah mate just went for the biggest alcohol poo EVER"
Steve "lol"

by Meowfriend February 25, 2013

Rubbing Alcohol

A last resort

We ran out of vodka, so we had to use the last resort, so we went to the medicine cabinet and got out the Rubbing Alcohol

by TheeScribe April 30, 2020

Alcohol Conspiracy

The lie that was told about the origin of drinking alcohol. The truth: Alcohol was created by a cult of fatally unattractive women who were tired of being ignored.

Over 500 years ago, ugly women were ignored, just as they are today. They were, however, smart enough to concoct a drink with chemicals that caused men to think they were attractive...or in the least, not as ugly as they really were. Ever since then, the chemical has been effectively ruining the lives and reputations of good-tasted (straight) men everywhere. This is known as the Alcohol Conspiracy.

by Domonic February 1, 2009