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abratious

A mixture of abrasive and facetious. Comments intentionally made to piss someone off but not 100% true.
"That fucking beaner is a fixie-riding hipster," said Ben.

"That's not very nice," said Simon.

"I was just being abratious," Ben replied.
by funnyjob May 11, 2011
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Wasim Akram

he is certainly one of the great player the world has ever seen. he is the same person who took the final of world cup away from england. his bowling is a treat to watch.
by fahmee August 19, 2003
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Akram

During the span of the homosapien creatures and his predecessors, people of great thirst were amongst them. Naturally, the winter would kill them off, but some would resort to herbs and leaves to seduce alpha males main female companions. Unfortunately this common house hold pest has not been eliminated and during recent times, (most notably the during the 20th century and on going years) was the real "renaissance" for the thirsty akram. As time passes there came a period of time where they really didn't care what others thought (YOLO). This movement has been growing ever so strong and a new strain of thirstyness has prevailed with the advent of Facebook and the ease of stalking girls. It has been coined as being in a state of "Akram".

Akram is a word used in ancient text by during the Sumerian civilization in 4000 B.C. Archaeologists uncovered a tablet artifact depicting an a male who is consumed by Akram, within the midst of two females. Historians express that the hieroglyphics illustrate that this man has preconceived notions of sexual intent before meeting the females and thus is in an intense thirsty state using any means possible to attract a woman to copulate with him. However, this delusional psychological state in both historical and hegemonic beliefs fail to provide the individual who has succumbed to Akram with a sexual partner.
Male 1 Observing: Why is he acting in an strange manner?

An dialogue example within a modern social setting:

Male 2 Observing: Can't you see he is in a state of Akram, he thinks he can get some strawberry shortcake that way.

Male 1: What the deuce...

Male Affected by Akram: You guys looked at my girls, why did you cockblock me?
by akram April 17, 2013
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Akra

Not being good at something but still being able to fluke it.
You just got akra'd
by machine187 February 4, 2010
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Arath

Nice and tough guy you are lucky to be bf
Wow Arath
by DeadlyArath January 4, 2019
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Arata

A totally straight guy that is known as the great knight of knights. Also a SMERT guy
Arata is fabulous
by UmU_Guy2000pp December 7, 2019
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Abratastical

to describe one who is smart, sexy, funny, and just plain cool to hangout with.
I just met this girl at the art show, she was abratastical.
by Phil Jones December 21, 2004
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