afternoon guru

A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.

"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."

by ExtraSweetLu November 8, 2019

afternoon

Period of the day that goes from 12:00 (midday) to 17:59.

Afternoon.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

good afternoon, good evening and goodnight

A quote said by Jim Carrey in the truman show, also present in the end of the movie.

"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"

"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"

by anonymous August 11, 2024

The Afternoon

The Afternoon is a song by Lemon Demon that slaps. No it KILLS.

person: what's your favorite Lemon Demon song?
me: The Afternoon! it's in the View-Monster album.

by OC Chaos Soup August 25, 2022

afternoon

Period from 12:00 (12:00 pm) until 18:00 (6:00 pm).

Afternoon.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

afternoon

1- Period between noon to 6PM.
2- Period between noon to sunset.

Afternoon.

by Çyndry October 25, 2025

Qeynos Afternoon Tea

The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage

I don’t have time for a shower, so for kink night I’ll bring some Qeynos Afternoon Tea

by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 5, 2023