by Irish_Dude January 1, 2013
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by Pissed off Dad May 18, 2018
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Abesan is a amazing young individual with many talents up his sleeves. He is a hard worker and always does anything to meet the demands of others. If you ask him nicely he will help you out no matter what situation you are in. Furthermore Abesan is very intelligent but he often refuses to apply himself to his learning. Also Abesan is a very understanding person and will take care of you and make sure you feel welcome *insert smiley face here*. But if you piss him off then you better start running in the opposite direction as fast as you can cause your dead ...... :). Thanks guyssss :) x
by Ab55 May 22, 2018
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by Demkylina November 29, 2019
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The teacher showed up in class, on time -- but forgot it was Tuesday, not Wednesday -- and was halfway through the lecture before the absent-minded professor realized he was teaching the wrong subject matter. On the plus side, I understand Einstein's Theory of Relativity a lot better than I did. I hope it shows up on our Physical Science 101 exams...
by 1ightsaber June 7, 2021
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I was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when I was suddenly overcome by the Absentia Lardum Effect. I immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
by Verosumatic October 5, 2016
Get the The Absentia Lardum Effect mug.A famous map on Garry's Mod that was widely played on many Zombie Survival servers. But now it is rarely played due to highly repetitive gameplay. The map was a massive mall that each shop would have certain props to barricade with, to get away from the zombies. Typically this would last for 6 waves, but depending on the server, it might have bosses occurring each wave to help assist the zombies. The best spots players would barricade would be Movies, Pizza, Buffalo, Anime, Bar XYZ, and Wells Fargo.
Some servers became extremely bad quality that they could not handle loading the props or the map anymore due to a lack of development or a terrible development team. They sometimes might use a worse version of the map, and attempt to make excuses that the original was not good enough when it was played the most, and more than the worse quality version.
Some servers became extremely bad quality that they could not handle loading the props or the map anymore due to a lack of development or a terrible development team. They sometimes might use a worse version of the map, and attempt to make excuses that the original was not good enough when it was played the most, and more than the worse quality version.
Player1: "God Damnit, why did they vote for zs_abandonedmall_v6 again, we just played it 3 games ago"
Player2: "Kleiners"
Player2: "Kleiners"
by MuffinOfTheMen March 8, 2021
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