The Abortion Scam

When a female tells a man that she has had unprotected sex with, that she is pregnant. Although this is not true, she then asks him for abortion money. In a panic, the man quickly gets the money... even if he has to borrow it.....SUCKER!! She then goes shopping with the money.

Here is how 'The Abortion Scam' dialogue goes....

Michelle: Wow Amy, how can you afford that Prada bag?

Amy: I just told Todd, Joe, Mike, and Don that i was pregnant. $1,200 later...i bought my bag!!

by C-DOGG72 July 18, 2010

Republican abortion

An "accident" that leads to a "miscarriage." The termination of a pro-life person's unplanned pregnancy without having a proper abortion performed. Called "Republican" because of the political party's pro-life platform.

"She says it was an accident that she had a whole bottle of vodka, fell down the stairs, got kicked in the stomach, and then got hit by a car, but I say it's a Republican abortion."

by lsm October 28, 2006

dayglo abortions

One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.

"Hey, I got pissed with the Dayglo Abortions after the show!"

by Peter K March 16, 2005

Failed Abortion

the misconduct of an abortion that leads to the neglect of an unwanted child

a classic case of failed abortion is justin bieber

by NightHunter November 9, 2011

Abortion bucket

Where you should have stayed

It was a sad day when you slithered out of the abortion bucket.

by #1dadVyktar May 27, 2019

Failed Abortion

When your life sucks so much, it can't even end before it even starts.

"Someone please end my misery"

"Why would I, when your mother couldn't even do it, you failed abortion."

by Poonslayer429 March 20, 2017

clap abortion

The attempt to clap in applause at some event but very few people, if any, follow your lead. This can also apply to the related scenario when one tries to lead out in a clapping rhythm at some musical event or figure skating competition but also fails to gain a following.

"After my last clap abortion at the downtown rally, I've decided to call it quits. It's just too embarrassing."

by GarthF February 8, 2006