Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.

"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"

by Zmashy August 29, 2009

Aim Assist

A way to help controller players aim. Aim Assist is extremely controversial. Pc players think it is overpowered and it turns out it barely works at all. Controller players say it doesn’t exist.

Pc player. “Controller player Controller player, he has aim assist”
Everyone else “ what aim assist”
Controller player (turns aim assist off) ends up being absolute garbage
Pc player “ proof proof”

by King Koconino April 5, 2020

Indiana Assist

n. A horribly lewd sexual maneuver that involves an extremely intoxicated female being penetrated from behind and through continuously thrusting motions that are quite rough, hard, and aggressive from the male the intoxicated partner is eventually want to vomit. At that time the male moves a nearby trash can to underneath the womans face so that she can vomit freely without interrupting the intercourse.

"Hey don't move that trash can!! I have that there for later... I'm probably going to end up doin' an Indiana assist on Jessica.. She already looks kinda sick.."

by Ci-Roc November 4, 2006

assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off

(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"

by Travlin September 20, 2010

Assistant Executive

The inaccurate reversal of a secretary job title for the purposes of inflating your position when you are actually making 45k and living in NorthJesus. Job description born out of delusions: serving as an officer/executive, actually mattering, and having a real job. Usual duties ACTUALLY include: changing printer paper, opening car doors, and sealing envelopes for mailing. See: self-absorbed.

I am loving my new job as the assistant executive, I am basically in charge of everyone except for the CEO!

by Give me a break! December 18, 2012

Troll-Assisted

Used when a certain event or incident that happens in a block-game, is helped or aided by a player called TheTroll2001.

"Did you guys grief my base? Bet it was Troll-Assisted.''

by Exxactoo November 10, 2022

Aim Assist

When someone grabs your schlong from behind in the urinal and guides your stream of piss into the bowl.

Jim: I got so drunk last night that Peter had to give me some aim assist.

by Bob Yeeters August 27, 2021