Gaydar assassin

A straight person who wears clothes that make him look gay, often to the frustration of other gay men.

His jeans were so tight I was sure he played for my team, but it turns out he was just a gaydar assassin.

by Metalbeast May 26, 2010

Eyelid Assassin

An Eyelid Assassin is an individual who has an unusual fetish of ejaculting in their companions eye for the night. Typically the Eyelid Assassin approaches his companion, and upon the first hint that sex is in the cards, he will ask his partner if he can tape their eyelids open during sex so he can see the complete ecstasy he is bringing during inter course. Once the assassin is about to orgasm, he pulls his cock out, and instead of shooting his hearty load in the mouth, turns his massive cock towards the eyes and unloads a scorching hot load, which makes them scream in pain due to the heat. Typically the results are a burnt cornea, but in rare cases leads to blindness. While the odds of you encountering this freak are about the same as you encountering a Sasquatch, you have been warned, this sick twisted son of a bitch exists, and if you are asked to tape your eyelids open, think twice.

I had an encounter with the Eyelid Assassin, and every since that day, I suffer from double vision.

by Tee Cee Deez February 20, 2019

Joy Assassin

One who excels at being a killjoy.

A: Wanna hit off my joint?
B: That stuff is bad for you and is illegal... You're just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. Now I have to call the police.
A: You're a master joy assassin, you know that?

A: Ain't life grand?
B: Sure... 'Till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it's all over. We leave this world alone.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Are we having fun yet?
B: When I was seven years old, my priest touched me.
A: Joy Assassin!

A: Look at the cute puppy in the window!
B: Dogs are predators. Given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. Is that cute?
A: Joy Assassin!

by youdbesoluckytoknowme October 7, 2009

velvet assassin

One who dispatches people ruthlessly whilst maintaining a genuinely friendly tone, great charm, and using excellent manners.

Sally in HR was a total velvet assassin when firing workers. They would thank her for letting them go onto new and better things.

by ‪problématique‬ May 27, 2016

Shadow Assassin Armor

This is an armor in the gamemode Skyblock in Hypixel, the minecraft server
This armor has a lot of damage and helps a lot. It usually costs like 35m in total. The most expensive piece is the chestplate, costing 30m due to its rarity and use.

me: ah, finally I got shadow assassin armor, lets test it!
my coop: ☭☭☭

by Apple CEO May 10, 2021

Silk Assassin

A cat like female - a femme fatale - moves with grace and cunning, but beneath the surface lay dark and dangerous motives, a master plan that only she knows about.

She weilds the powers of seduction and no man can withstand her. If she invites you to her bed, you may never wake - but if somehow you do, know this is not a female to be taken lightly.

The Silk Assassin prizes several virtues above all others - honesty, integrity, and intelligence.

Dont fuck with her, or you'll get cut.

Fred says, "Damn, that girl got some sweet boo-tay!"

Jeff replies, "Careful man, dat be some Silk Assassin. You watch yo' mouth or you gonna lose your fuck stick"

by Nixpayn December 7, 2004

Siren Assassin

A female gamer with a lethal trigger finger.

"I just died again by that Siren Assassin!"

by Blondie-itis December 18, 2009