asaparentsis

The disease of having Asian Parents; specifically, inflammation of the brain.

I needed something stronger than painkillers for my type 3 asaparentsis.

by Leon Polvik October 10, 2018

ASAPish

Sooner than later; later than ASAP; But still requiring a bit of haste or hurry. But still later than nowish

Hey, Brandy, when is the best time to come pick you up for some lovin?

Like ASAPish!!!!!

by Ms. Blaze Inc. :) January 28, 2010

ASAPenis

A central Jersey or Tri-Sate Area slag for a man's immediate need for some fine pussy. Used verbally, through text, or often through a FaceBook message. A flat out, straight up, hands down, point blank, and most of all up front raw request for some pussy.

"Hey girl, I know you don't know me...but I was going through your pics, I saw that one of you in the white yoga pants. We gotta hang the fuck out ASAPenis".

My man left...get over here ASAPenis".

by Pete Daviz January 21, 2014

St. Asaph

A town which has been pretending to be a city for years and has just been given actual city status by the Queen for her jubilee

the 51 bus now says "Denbigh via St. Asaph City centre"

by SallyBear September 18, 2012

a sap

A sap stands for As Soon As Possible; as soon as you get the chance.

Yo holla at me A sap !

by Datmamifromda_215 August 22, 2005

ASAPPMDF

As Soon As Physically Possible My Dear Fellow
A vaguely humurous way of telling someone to get their ass in gear.

Doesn't roll off of the tongue, however.

I only have three minutes to live so respond ASAPPMDF

by Mark Reed February 3, 2006

ASAPt

After Some Ambiguous Period of time

With As Soon As Possible being the original definition, the addition of the t disguised as a typo - more effective if used in the body of a poorly written sentence - changes the meaning to the above definition.

It will work on no one.

Man 1: "WTF man, you said you'd be at my place ASAP."
Man 2: "Na i sed id b thr ASAPt"
Man 1: ".. I see, I've misunderstood."
Man2: "dw man. we gud?"
Man 1: "No. Don't come."

by Pituitary May 28, 2016