An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.
This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.
by Tom December 21, 2004
Get the AOLmug. AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.
First week: man, AOL is so awesome.
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!
by idioticidioms April 18, 2008
Get the AOLmug. by BB January 27, 2004
Get the aolmug. ashcroft online.
where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
by TV sucks November 20, 2004
Get the AOLmug. i know there are bear entrys about aol but i need 2 contribute to the downfall of the idoits which spawned this abonination and the people who use it-retards/teacher (why do i have a / inbetween?)
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS
SMALLSCREEN
SLOW
DISCONNECTS
SLOW
THINKS IT KNOWS BEST
DISCONNECTS
aol user
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"
"lets use the email"
"i think i will reply to this email a few times to make sure it is sent, the cogs might be brocken in the computer machine"
"hurray, the aol has barred %99 of all websites, now only a swedish garding website picture is left"
"i think i want to come off the computer now, oh, the aol read my mind, technology eh, i think ill destroy the computer just to make sure though, dont want my melvin catching a computer virus"
"i wander if anyone else has a computer machine?"
"i think ill have some gay sex now"
"i think ill go to a protest about some country"
by ][D ][ ][\/][ ][D ][ ][\][ January 24, 2004
Get the aolmug. AOL:
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat!?
Stud6969: 65/M/FL
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL
Stud6969: cool wuts up?
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: OMGHI2U wanna chat!?
Stud6969: 65/M/FL
OMGIMILLITERATE6969: 11/M/FL
Stud6969: cool wuts up?
by RubMe3Times October 5, 2005
Get the aolmug. America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.
by jennieblue22 April 14, 2009
Get the AOLmug.