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you're almost kurae

a conditional term used to compliment someone whenever they achieved the greatest goal in their life. But since the term "kurae" is the greatest, godlike state of approval, they will never, in their life, to achieve such compliment. so whatever great things you've accomplished, still, you're almost kurae.
oh shit kevin, you finally beat the final boss of your life. YOU'RE ALMOST KURAE!!
by degozenko September 3, 2020
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This is the day when you throw everyone that is almost short according to National Throw Short People Day standards. Anyone who is 5'8" and below can be thrown without their permission. This is to be done on October 22nd, the day after National Throw Short People Day.
Bob: "Alright Elly, today is your turn! It's National Throw Almost Short People Day."

Elly"Wait, no!" *gets yeeted*
by LoydLonders November 15, 2022
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almost couple

When a guy and a girl do everything that a dating couple would do, except have sex. This includes:
1. Walking to class together
2. Talking late at night and early in the morning
3. Telling the girl that she looks beautiful everyday
4. Wanting to go to college near each other
5. Spending excessive time together
6. Communicating without talking
Lulu: Are you and Kesela an almost couple?
Ship Captain: Yeah, Kesela is my almost girlfriend!
by Lu1u February 28, 2009
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The Almost Invisible Man

A man who is a fountain of knowledge in the smart community, who R'edTFM
Where is The Almost Invisible Man (T'AIM) when you need him?
by Bifflediboff July 16, 2008
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almao

person 1: *joke*
person 2: OMG that was really funny! ALMAO
by MUCYOUT April 1, 2009
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almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.
Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.
by YAWA February 21, 2020
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Alfonso

King of Spain from 1886-1931
Bow down Alfonso has just entered the room!
by Prince Al November 24, 2007
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