Alek

The realest real one you’ll ever meet. Always brings joy to everyone around him and is arguably one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet. If you have an Alek in your life give him a hug and let him know how cool he is.
Anyone: Yo did you see Alek today?
Other anyone: yeah I actually nutted just from his presence.
Anyone:Same
by It’s Mr.Banana November 03, 2023
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Aleks

Nothing much wrong with him. He just fucks his sister... like a lot
Man did you hear what aleks did last night...crazy!
by The unspeakable March 28, 2020
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Look at Alek’s 7.6! It’s sooooo big!
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ALEKS

Legal form of child abuse disguised as a math program.
Person1: my school is using ALEKS for math
Person2: Run.
by Sushiaddict4x September 18, 2024
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Alek

A person who likes Priuses . Nothing else he just likes cars.
Someone: Hey its Alek.
Alek: Hey have you herd of the new Toyota Prius Model?
by A Future Prius Owner November 21, 2021
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Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.
Person 1: “Wow! Alek is really burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “And he’s a really good Dad!”
by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021
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Alek can destroy you in one sentence and cause your entire world to crumble. You will discover the true meaning of entropy when you meet an Alek. If you thought you knew pain, think again. Usually nice tho and generally shorter in stature.
Person 1: “Alek is burning down the stage with those sick guitar riffs!”

Person 2: “He’s also a really good Dad!”
by FF5fanatic November 22, 2021
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