Strategy fact-ory

The intelligence services invented a particular statement to dismiss and or ridicule information which was to close to the truth for them. "Conspiracy theory" is still frequently used today to block any meaningful conversation.

Today I decided to create a counter to that statement with similar elements in it.

I have come across this "strategy fact-ory" in my news feed.

by Alpha2zen November 9, 2020

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

loner car strategy

The strategy used by Mercedes-Benz where you are given a more expensive or luxurious Mercedes-Benz car while your usual vehicle is being fixed or repaired. This is meant to prevent you from ever experiencing that other makes' cars are better than Mercedes-Benz.

When my C-Class was in the shop, they handed me a brand new S-Class as a loner car strategy—now I can't stop thinking about how much I love driving it!

by Emotional Cruiser October 13, 2025

Bucklee Strategy

When Bugla (cartoon character, long story) starts having a seizure, Mitt and Jim look at each other and go Buglas having one of her Bucklee Stragery moments again

Fucking hell, that cone just made me have a Bucklee Strategy

by Yelly August 30, 2022

value creation strategy

The utter fucking bullshit job description of someone who couldn't teach and is currently trying to justify their new hybrid position.

Her job title is "value creation strategy," but couldn't get out of her own way in the classroom.

by joe webb June 17, 2016

The Dolphins' Strategy

The Dolphins' Strategy.

The Dolphins' Strategy for becoming the strategic future of Football.

by Rice Mikhail Baker-Yeboah January 16, 2020

The Yin-Yang strategy

a Jork-It Ball technique in which two players on opposing teams position themselves in an almost 69 position to jork each other.

Quickly! use The Yin-Yang strategy on player 4!

by jorkitballlover69yinyang March 1, 2025