Truffle Season

Tuxedos for no reason

-“Hey Jay Z, where are you headed all dressed up in that tuxedo?”

-“Nowhere, baby. It’s Truffle Season.”

by AnotherTampaOriginal May 17, 2019

Doodie Truffles

A piece of dog poo that is wrapped nicely in foil.

Feed a couple Reeses Peanut Butter cups to your precious pet with the foil still on. Let it digest. Poop.... And wabaam. Doodie Truffles.

by Sargeant Fupa December 05, 2009

Truffle Butter

Truffle Butter is a gourmet spread

Don't be an idiot. Truffle Butter is something you eat

by Rebel_1995 February 08, 2015

truffle blooder

Truffle blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.

Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat

Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave

by Pansithero April 14, 2015

Tossing the Truffles

The act of avoiding crazed, clingy, predatory women by passing them off to a friend(s), who may very well be going in way over their head(s), so as to avoid unwanted, sexual relations and intense, mental duress.

Usually, such an action is an act of desperation, but desperate times call for desperate measures.

Ken: I'm giving up on trying to keep Pamela as a Platonic friend. She's on the prowl and wants to jump my bones. She's tried face-raping me several times while I was trying to do my homework. And then the other day, she called me 10 times in a row when I ignored a text from her. Enough's enough!

John: Damn, that's ridiculous! What are you gonna do?

Ken: I'm tossing the truffles to Sam. She's pick up on his scent, and he's willing and gullible enough to go for her.... poor bastard.

by Ringo the Dragon December 06, 2011

Truffle Balling

When she takes the truffle butter cum and spits it back in his mouth.

That Dude is very nasty for Truffle Balling like that.

by Trufflegobbler April 09, 2015

Truffle Jam

Truffle Jam is an extension of the now famous truffle butter, but contains one additional step: A guy takes a jelly donut and sticks his cock into it. Once the penis is throughly covered in the jam-like substance, you follow the truffle butter steps of: Anal fucking then pussy fucking resulting in Truffle Jam.

If Cory doesn't hit that ass, he is going to miss out on all that Truffle Jam and Coffee.

by LexusSexGod March 12, 2015