Is a self proclaimed internet celebrity from Berkeley Springs, West Virginia that says he is the king of classiness. He gets mad when you call him scene even though if you google him that's all that comes up. He got famous for making out with Jeffree Star on youtube, but he took it down after a week, due to gaining more haters than fans. He's infamous for writing blogs about how scene kids are poseurs and everybody mocks his "old" and new styles now. It is rumored that he dated kiki kannibal.

Scenegirlxcore: OMG!! Have you seen Cody Kardashian? He is so scene!!!

XXXbuttxplugXXX: Yeahhh! But don't call him that, i did and he cussed me out, then blocked me from his myspace.

Scenegirlxcore: Oh?! I heard about that... what an ass...

by jackiexunstoppable July 3, 2009

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Kardashian Crown

Successfully dating a black athlete from every sport ever created.

Guy 1: Dude, have you seen Kim? She is one hockey player away from the Kardashian Crown.

Guy 2: Impossible... unless she fucks the puck.

by Dr. Howeye Metchamudder December 1, 2011

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Kim Kardashian

A snotty ass bitch who has no life. She wastes her money and is nearly bankrupt because of her shit like her wedding and the stupid ass kid North West. Who the fuck names a child like that. People follow her because they has no life so why not follow someone that has none. Such as her other bitch ass sisters and her mother who are all gold diggers are just plain retarted and have an IQ of -103

Celebrity news reporter: Kim Kardashian has sued her stylist for messing up her legs
Person at home: She ain't got no fucking legs and all that she has is her punk ass sombitch of a baby

by BAMBOOM September 29, 2013

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