deuce

(n) a word used by a modern teenaged audiance in place of fuck and shit. Usually based from Stewie of Family Guy
What the Deuce?
Deuce this place, there's nothing going on!
by S.A.K. June 10, 2005
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Deuce

A two-hour session with a prostitute.
The trick got pissed that he nutted in five minutes because he paid for a deuce.
by What U. Waant August 12, 2003
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Deuce

- How much you figure that chunky chicka what our boy got with was?
- Damn, she HAD to be a deuce, deuce n' a dime
by whiskymack January 09, 2004
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deuce

1. to shit
2. to smoke half of someones cigarette
3. a 22 oz bottle of malt liquor
4. the number two
1. "yo i gotta drop a fat deuce."
2. "yo lemme get deuce on that cigarette."
3. "pick up some jack and a deuce of st. idnes"
4. "all i got is a pair of deuce." (in cards)
by Kev Nice March 14, 2006
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Deuce

A 1932 Ford
by pacman February 08, 2003
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"I got the microwave, got the VCR, I got the deuce deuce in the trunk of my car, Oh yeah" -- Sublime
by Boyblue March 08, 2006
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Deuce

The nicest boy ever . Who will never fail to make you laugh! Has the best smile , and is very good at everything he does ! And one hecka good baller
Is that deuce ? Yes he’s the best ever !!
by Jdlegrbdjba February 18, 2019
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