Shrek

The guy that'll fuck your lord farquad and will steal the princes

OH shrek stop please OOOHHH NOT THE ANAL

by -OwO- November 01, 2019

Shrek

A unit of time equal to an hour and thirty minutes.

Example 1:
I'm going to take a nap for about a shrek

Example 2:
Person 1: How long's the movie
Person 2: About a shrek
Person 1: Are we just watching shrek again
Person 2: ...Maybe...

by generalofnerdia March 11, 2018

Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

what happened

Shrek cleansed by rectum

by DaddiesCumming September 11, 2019

Shrek

Dad

Shrek is dad

by The real once-ler April 28, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is life Shrek is love

I love SHREK

by ...heehee... October 23, 2019

Shrek

Shrek is a slang word for The Christian Bible.

Did you see the new version of Shrek?

by Shrektile December 18, 2018

Shrek

the god himself

shrek is not drek, for he is the ogrelord

by Lord Succwad September 04, 2018