8 9 10 Rule

Standard calling etiquette needed for morons who would otherwise call people at any hour of the day. Monday - Friday you don’t call someone before 8am, Saturday before 9am, or Sunday before 10am.

Bob was awakened by his cell phone ringing at 6:43am. It was his drunk buddy Dale returning Bob’s call from yesterday. Clearly Dale needed to enroll at phone etiquette school to understand the 8 9 10 rule.

by Grant Rampus January 28, 2023

8/9/10 Battle

A form of competitive gooning, edging, or mutual masterbation between 2 competitors. The rules are generally as follows: Each player starts with a pool of hit points. Then a category is chosen. The athletes then take turns sending one another material, usually images that match the category with the intent of sexually arousing their opponent. The opponent then rates the image on a scale of 1-10 in terms of how much the image sexually arouses them. The number the gooner rates the image is subtracted from the gooner's overall hit points. Both competitors must be edging the whole time. If one of these athletes rates an image either an 8, 9, or 10, in addition to losing the hit points, the gooner is punished typically in the form of a publicly humiliating act, usually in a dedicated humiliation punishment discord channel. The battle ends when someone either runs out of hit points, or is brought to premature orgasm, and the loser is subject to a particularly bad humiliation punishment agreed to at the beginning of the 8/9/10 battle. The 8/9/10 battle requires honesty about your arousal and due to the fear of lying, alternate rules that include a third party judge to rate the images can be used.

Hey Greg, I challenge you to an 8/9/10 battle, the category is frames from the Ghostbusters franchise.

by OldF4therTime May 30, 2025

`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP[{]}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

when the boredem of class is too much and you begin to type every ky lower case and upper case alternating keys with the shift button

you- im bored
you- *types*
you-`~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+qQwWeErRtTyYuUiIoOpP{}\|aAsSdDfFgGhHjJkKlL;:'"zZxXvVbBnNmM,<.>/?

by anonymous March 4, 2024

"'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiop[ª{asdfghjklç]}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

When you are so damn bored you type every single typeble letter in a portuguese chromebook keyboard

(please end my suffering i'm so fucking bored i dont have anything better to do)

Friend 1: Yo bro what you doin?

Friend 2: "'!1¹@2²#3³$4£%5¢¬&7*8(9)0_-=§˛q/w?e°rtyuiopª{asdfghjklç}º|\zxcvbnm<,>.:;─·ŧħ®ŋ°đ“þø→↓←ŧ«æß»ð©đ“ŋ”ħnĸł´̣̣

Friend 1: Did you just have a fucking stroke

by Big Raga The Opp Stoppa March 25, 2024