by Dr.Suesssss November 1, 2021

November 1st of every year we celebrate Leave Your Parents Alone Day. The kids have a ton of candy, TV and video games. They do not need a nutritious dinner for once. Parents are allowed to do anything they want to, including participating in eating candy, watching TV and playing video games. Kids are not allowed to fight, or everything gets taken away from all of the kids (even the innocent ones), and they are sent into solitary confinement for the remainder of the day.
by Knehigh November 1, 2019

The day normal people start getting excited for Christmas!! Decorating, Christmas music and holiday cheer is now finally acceptable!
by Hay Hay 24 November 1, 2021

Middle child: GUESS WHAT
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.
oldest: what?
Middle child: ITS NATIONAL MIDDLE CHILD DAY IM THE KING/QUEEN
Youngest: how?
Middle: um ITS NOVEMBER 1
Oldest and youngest: oh god.
by Fun_..killer October 19, 2021

by dmjdnenene October 31, 2020

me: hey do you know what today is?
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)
them: no isnt it your birthday?
me: no its November 1st
them: whats November 1st?
me: national give your girl best friend your hoodie day!
them: oh well here "hands hoodie"
me: thank youuu :)
by alyssaloosersss December 6, 2022

by SatansChildIsGay November 1, 2019
